Lesbian Baseball Haiku

Sometimes you gotta go for the gut. A little homage to the lovely lesbian ladies I have known: 

I would cheer for them
I would field for them, except
They don’t swing my way

I would cheer for them
I would pitch for them, except
They don’t play with balls

I would cheer for them
I would bet on them, but I
Like the other team

I would cheer for them
I would manage them, but I
Lack the equipment

I would cheer for them
I would coach for them, except
I am not Tom Hanks

I would cheer for them
I would bat for them, except…
No wait, yes I can

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